This isn’t your grandfather’s club. It’s not your pretentious country club. And it certainly ain’t no club for poseurs. This is our club, dammit! We saw a need and filled it. The need was ours. A place. An attitude. A belief. A club for us, where membership is based on pushing limits and not being scared to take chances. In business, in life, in food & drink, in sport, and in family. Enjoying life with a YOLO attitude. And make no mistake: our hallowed name is not a sexual reference; it is a statement of attitude. If you understand joie de vivre, then you just might understand what we mean when we say, FUKKIT! And who hasn’t said FUKKIT at one point or another?!
Sure…you might see the photos and think this is some kind of exclusive club. Yup – it is. But not for the sake of ostentatious excess or showmanship. No. Our club is for us. For fun. For living. For celebrating the fact that working your ass off for many years should mean you’ve earned the right to do what you want. To be yourself. To give ‘em the finger and say FUKKIT!
Membership is by invitation only. It’s not about how much you can afford in dues. It’s about who you are, really. Who are you, really?!
MEMBERSHIP
FUKKITCLUB Membership is on an invitation-only basis.
The vetting process for Membership is stringent, typically consisting of years of exposure to a candidate’s behavior, drive, attitude and love of life. For those who receive an invitation without the aforementioned years of vetting, there is an even more stringent process of judgement and analysis, usually accompanied by the Club’s key counsel, Basil Hayden.
Upon completing admission documents and a short-story-style 500-word CV, the Executive Management and Rules Committees review all information and submitted data and, if they approve, will render a Gold Medal Invitation for membership.
New members must support and exhibit their FUKKITCLUB loyalty as they go through a one-year probationary member status period. Full Membership is extended after this trial period to those worthy of the FUKKITCLUB brand.
Initiation and yearly dues are levied, and all funds are used for the further enjoyment of the FUKKITCLUB life and members.
The FUKKITCLUB does not discriminate against gender, race, origin or bank account status.
*All terms and conditions are subject to change.
As a private club, all communications are confidential. Please observe good taste and the privacy of our members at all times.